35. [ RL with Michael ]

[trinities]

[ They didn't go to one of the big cities, security was too high there these days-- at least in the good sections-- and even though their names and faces weren't known to the media, better safe than sorry. After all, if Nena got into a fistfight with someone over a sale rack, which had definitely never happened ever before ever, small-town cops were much preferred to a trained military police force, especially since they had no identification papers to speak of.

So they went to a middling-sized town in California, Nena spreading her arms wide and spinning herself around as they entered the local mall. She was wearing jeans and a plain T-shirt, thanks to alignment!nena throwing away anything remotely cute or flattering, but still managed to look happy as anything ]

God, I can't wait to get into some clothes that let me breathe!

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[So badly tempted to just throw the clothes back at her, especially since he doesn't need that many clothes.] [Says nothing to her though; just seethes silently.]

[trinities]

You're trying all those on!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

What-the-fuck-ever. [Heads towards the changing rooms, pushing his way through a group of teenagers as though he didn't even see them.]

[trinities]

And you're coming out to show me, too!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[Calls out as he's entering the changing room.] BITCH!

[After a few minutes he comes back out again wearing fitted jeans and a white shirt.] [Glaring at Nena] My balls can't breathe.

[trinities]

Ew, I don't want to hear about your balls!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

And I don't wanna be fucking castrated by a pair of jeans. But here we are.

Can I take it off yet? [And no, he is most definitely not whining.]

[trinities]

Turn around! I need to see the whole thing!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[SIGH] [Turns around impatiently.]

[trinities]

[ grabs a passing girl by the arm and points ] Do those pants make you want to sleep with him?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[The girl turns an impressive red colour in a short amount of time as she stutters out an almost intelligible excuse and tries to escape.]

[Raises an eyebrow.] That's your test? Sis, they'd sleep with me anyway.

[trinities]

[ rolls her eyes and lets the girl go ] They'd do it faster if your pants fit better!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[He snorts] You're right. So fucking give me a pair of pants that isn't trying to cut off the circulation to my dick.

[trinities]

[ HUFFS and grabs him a larger size B| ] You have no appreciation for style!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[Takes the jeans and gives her a Look.] Since when was I supposed to?

[trinities]

That's what I'm here for!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[Walking back into the changing room.] Lucky me.

[Comes back out seconds later wearing the larger size, this time with a different shirt.] Are you sure they don't have anything... looser? [Totally trying not to fidget]

[trinities]

Only if you wanna look like a total tool!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I look like a fucking tool now. [But he obediently goes back in to try on the other outfits.]