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[trinities]

God, I'm getting so frustrated! There are so many guys here, you know that? And some of them are kinda weedy engineering types but a whole bunch of them have like massive biceps and stuff, have you seen that Lasse guy? I mean I'm even staring at Lockon's ass, that's how you know I'm desperate.

Shiro, you'd better come back soon, or I'm just going to snap and jump someone!

Comments

[oceanicbutterfly]

To the point that you're willing to go to virtually anyone for it, apparently.

[trinities]

I don't get why people have so many hangups about stuff like this!

mental note: tetris competes with tagging

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's a common side effect of having standards.

dammit now I want to play again

[trinities]

I do have standards! If you saw these guys, you'd get it!

Mwahahaha

[oceanicbutterfly]

Standards well-suited to one's environment, then.

[trinities]

Wow, you're really dumb, you know that?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Why? Because I possess sexual restraint?

[trinities]

You don't even get what I'm doing!

[oceanicbutterfly]

You're threatening to revert to your natural behavior, to the overwhelming joy of any man who believes himself immune to all disease, if your boyfriend doesn't drop everything wherever he is to cater to your addiction. If there's any more to it than that, then I'm sorry, but I am not even remotely interested.

[trinities]

I'm making him jealous and it's a good plan!

[oceanicbutterfly]

I see no sign that he cares, or has even noticed.

[trinities]

He will! He's off being totally badass, he's just busy!

[oceanicbutterfly]

And what will he think, seeing his girlfriend talk about how she is surrounded by other men and wants to sleep with them?

[trinities]

He'll be jealous, and he'll come back and see me!

[oceanicbutterfly]

Or he'll be angry and lose interest in you.

[trinities]

He wouldn't do that!

[oceanicbutterfly]

Your basis for saying this being...?

[trinities]

Because I know him, and he wouldn't, you bitch! Don't start talking trash if you don't wanna get hurt, got it~?

[oceanicbutterfly]

You certainly seem to expect him to be worried, at least.

[trinities]

Yeah, well-- your mom!

[oceanicbutterfly]

...you really just said that, didn't you?

[trinities]

Your mom just said that!

[oceanicbutterfly]

That doesn't even make sense.

[trinities]

So?

[oceanicbutterfly]

So you're just saying stupid things now.