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[trinities]

God, I'm getting so frustrated! There are so many guys here, you know that? And some of them are kinda weedy engineering types but a whole bunch of them have like massive biceps and stuff, have you seen that Lasse guy? I mean I'm even staring at Lockon's ass, that's how you know I'm desperate.

Shiro, you'd better come back soon, or I'm just going to snap and jump someone!

Comments

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Hey, I wasn't criticising, just saying that I like your approach.

Although frankly the thought of you staring at my brother's arse is mildly disturbing.

[trinities]

That's fine then! Everyone's been totally jumping on me for it!

What, is yours better?

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Well as long as you don't actually follow through with it, there's no harm done, right?

I can't say I've ever felt the urge to compare.

[trinities]

Bluffing doesn't work if you're obvious you won't do it, stupid.

I demand pictures!

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

You might wanna cut down on the italics, then.

Nena, I'm not running a porn shop here.

[trinities]

There are a lot of guys here, and I'd totally tap a lot of them, I wasn't lying!

Well you don't have to take your pants off, geez!

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Fair enough, then.

It's the principle of the thing. Your kitty boyfriend's already after my blood for flirting with you, I'd hate to think what he'd start doing if I started sending you pictures of my bum.

[trinities]

He's a cat demon, get it right!

He'd punch you and it would be hilarious.

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

He's a cat-like thing, I think kitty is a perfectly good adjective.

Ah, the mark of a true friend.

[trinities]

He's too badass to be called kitty!

What? People getting into fights is funny!

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

He's still some sort of cat, though.

Sure, if you're the one watching.

[trinities]

Sure, a cat that eats people!

Or if you're winning!