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[trinities]

Shiro~

You know what tomorrow is, right? And you're probably planning to do something really awesome for me, right? ♥

Oh, and by the way, how do we feel about threesomes and foursomes? I mean, there's a line of people just waiting to get into my pants, you know!

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[trinities]

I dunno about that, but as long as you're thinking about me, it's fine!

Right answer~

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Baby, I'm always thinkin' about you. Sucks bein' away from ya.

[trinities]

It totally does. How much longer is that war thing gonna take?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

How much longer is the old man gonna be a slippery bastard about this is the question, jeez.

[trinities]

He sounds like a total jerkoff. He could at least give you a vacation or something!

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh, it's not my boss. I mean the guy I gotta "negotiate" with. fuck me I just did air quotes at the screen

But it's pretty fuckin' hard to negotiate when he's all WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER YOU'RE A CHILD 'nd shit.

[trinities]

Maybe you could try and awesome him into submission! I mean, you kinda work for the king of Hell or something, right?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but he's kinda the king of all the youkai, an' either he's bugfuck crazy, or I'm not gettin' a whole lot of shit. Keeps mutterin' somethin' about only one tail, I don't fuckin' know.

[trinities]

Then that sounds like a totally stupid job. I mean, your boss probably knew he was crazy hard to deal with!

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Of course he knew he was gonna be an asshole to deal with! That's why he sent me, 'cause I guess he figured that an asshole'd appreciate a fellow asshole. Or somethin'.

That an' I'm kinda the only youkai sympathetic to the cause or whaddever y'call it that he could send. Ahahaha.

[trinities]

If your boss thinks you'd get along, take him out to a bar for manly bonding or something! I mean, it's not like you'd probably be able to convince him with like, logical arguments, right?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

But this is the problem, he don't think I'm manly enough to even be worth speakin' to! He treats me like a frickin' child, and of course all fuckin' respect goes right down the shitter.

[trinities]

...Can't you just shoot him?