Nena Trinity

[ a click and a hiss as something depressurizes; her voice is a bit staticky ]

Oh my God, that was like, so much fun! --Huh? Yeah, my radio's off, I-- hmm, oops!

[ yep, that's all you're getting as she turns it off ]

Oh my god so this is like, the most hilarious virus ever! I was bending over cause I was working on-- a thing, and I looked over my shoulder 'cause I needed someone to hand me something, and Mr. Pure-of-Heart-Chivalry Stratos was staring. At. My. Butt.

I mean, it was hilarious enough watching him pretend not to stare after Tieria or run away from Miha-nii, but this totally takes the cake! Wonder what he'd do if I flashed him? He went all red and spluttery when I caught him looking, I bet his head would explode if I gave him something to look at~

Also, you're all like the prudiest prudes ever. God, do you even have a sex drive? All the stuff you're talking about, I think about all the time anyway!

[ She's generally yelling, with various levels of coherency, and throwing a tantrum. It's been a long day. ]

Stupid IDIOTS thinking they know everything! I'll show you who's the imbecile, acting all high and mighty-- myself, sure! Get all preachy! Nothing but stupid preachy IDIOTS on there anyway!

[ And a crash, as she throws something into... something else. ]

Short leash? Stick it up your ass!

People like that should all just die!

HEY, DOCTOR!

If Tieria keeps moping around up here I'm beating him to death with his own pudding cups, GOT IT? You're bringing his stupid boyfriend back up here right as soon as he's back to his usual goody-goody self!

We're at the Earth-Moon L3 point AND IF YOU'RE NOT HERE IN 24 HOURS THERE IS GOING TO BE A THROWDOWN UP HERE AND IT WILL REALLY NOT BE PRETTY!

So Lockon, if the problem was it was on some little kid's post, be a man and step up now!

(( Assume all relevant KILLING PEOPLE CELESTIAL BEING WTF bits of comments are under CB-lock, we kind of forgot :'D ))

Twenty-four cups of strawberry jello in a row! Let's see if Ian's little kid can beat that.

I'm gonna go lie down.

[ Nena floated down the hallway of the women's quarters on Lagrange-3, occasionally kicking off a wall to keep momentum. She could hang on to the motorized handles, but she'd spent most of her life in reduced gravity and was used to maneuvering by now. Besides, it was more fun this way.

She had her Haro under her arm; he was facing backwards and jeering at the yellow Haro flapping down the hallway behind them. When she got to Feldt's room she slid open the door without knocking, and stuck her head in, saying: ]

Your Haro's following us! Again.

Tieria's definitely being a massive dick here but give me five minutes and I'll tell you what he's trying to say except he can't because like I said, massive dick!

[ She's not allowed to tell anyone but she needs to get it out somehow, so Haro's recording her rushing around her room tossing clothes into a duffel bag and half-singing cheerfully ]

No more school, no more school ever! No more stupid trees out the window, no stupid little kids I'm not allowed to run down on my bike! --Wait, ew, space food, I should-- [ runs out of the room for a moment and returns with a package of Oreos and a jar of Nutella, dumps them in the bag, and continues ] No more sitting around watching TV 'cause there's nothing else to do! No more target practice in the yard, I'll have real targets! No more having to get a job, 'cause I'm not...

[ Pauses for a moment, because she would have finished that 'living with Cross' and there are real things she'll miss about that-- shopping, being spoiled, getting to go anywhere she wants without worrying about secrecy-- and people, too. It's not enough for her to choose not to go, but it's enough to make her rummage in her nightstand for paper for a note to Cross, and order ] Haro, change the filter--

[ Locked to Shiro ]

Hey, Shiro? I have to tell you something.

(( Tieria's come to take her back to gundamland! Note for Cross says 'Cross: I'm going back. I've got stuff to do, and I can't tell you what it is or come to visit for a while 'cause it's classified, but if you give my room away to some other girl I'll punch you, you know I'm your cutest fake daughter ever and no way you'll find a better one! -Nena♥' ALSO I AM STILL GETTING TO THOSE PROMPTS ON MY LAST ENTRY ))

[ A bright flash of light; it's bright enough to blind, the screen entirely white. It fades slowly to show a slightly older Nena at the helm of an unfamiliar ship, a bruise on her cheek, looking bitter and slightly savage ]

This is the way they do things, hm?

[ --but the screen's fading in and out, and when the picture is next clear she's by the window of a different ship, clutching her head; when she straightens up she shakes herself and presses her face to the glass-- ]

What the hell?

[ --back to the first scene, but the audio's cut out, and she mouths 'excellent'-- or she's sitting on the arm of a chair, grinning and swinging her legs, the background fuzzy and indistinct; the other figures look serious, but she giggles and says ]

What's the problem? Let's take them out!

[ --before the video cuts out entirely. ]


(( to borrow technobabble from Doctor Who: POINT OF FLUX WOO this is what happens when you go AU. ))