47. [ locked from brannigan ]

[trinities]

Can we, like, shoot that Brannigan guy yet?

Comments

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[trinities]

I mean, I almost liked Karen the other day cause she called him on being stupid. Someone's gotta stop this.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Oh, jeez, that's bad. Think there'd be anyone who'd care if we killed the bastard?

[trinities]

Hmm... well, I stranded him in the North Pole a couple weeks ago, and no one yelled at me for it!

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

[trinities]

Hey, or maybe we can just make sure that no woman will ever do him again!

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Aah, that sounds even better! I don't know what kind of desperate whore would fuck that guy anyway, but payback is still payback!

[trinities]

I wonder what kind of STDs they have in the future~?

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

How much publicity d'you think we can give it~?

[trinities]

I can code up some super flashy post about it!

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Perfect!

[trinities]

A fake wikipedia page, too!

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

My favourite. Quotes and all?

[powermoneyfood.livejournal.com]

He's creepy.

[trinities]

I can deal with creeps, but it's super annoying how awesome he thinks he is!

[powermoneyfood.livejournal.com]

That's something easy enough to fix.

...Wait, do you have magic where you're from?

[trinities]

Nope, just guns!

[powermoneyfood.livejournal.com]

What are those?

[trinities]

So do you have magic that can shoot a little iron ball into someone really fast?

[powermoneyfood.livejournal.com]

You could probably do it with some minor changes to Diem Wind, but you might as well just use Flare Arrow.

[trinities]

That's basically what a gun does!

[powermoneyfood.livejournal.com]

What, like a bow?

I'll just stick with Fireball. I don't have to carry anything.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Yes.

But I don't care what she said about him; I'm not liking Karen.

[trinities]

Yeah but like, he's way more annoying than Karen, right? Even though they're both totally lame.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

She's annoying, but too powerless to be harmful. He has power somehow, and could cause trouble.

[trinities]

Yeah, right! So we've gotta teach him a lesson!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And put him in his place.

[trinities]

Yeah! Maybe we can just totally humiliate him~

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Not good enough. He wants to take me away.

[trinities]

Even if we humiliate him into leaving you alone for good? I think I'm gonna get like court-marshalled or something if I shoot him, it's really lame.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Why would your world care?

[trinities]

Not my world, there's just some people from my world on here that totally have a stick up their butt that can technically punish me if they want!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Why would they care about him?

[trinities]

I think it's just the general idea of killing someone just cause I'm pissed! I mean, no one yelled at me for stranding him on the north pole.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

He deserves it. He wants to take me away.

[madblackblood.livejournal.com]

Please do. Soon.

[trinities]

This is gonna be fun.

[madblackblood.livejournal.com]

Watching him squeal around in pain would be enjoyable. As would his eternal silence.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

I thought you were having fun with him. Changed your mind?

[trinities]

Well now he's kinda terrified of me, so it's hard to troll him!

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

What a shame. Do you want me to castrate him for you ladies, or do you have things in hand?

...so to speak.

[trinities]

You only get to beat on him if he hits on you!

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Thankfully I've been spared that particular pleasure.

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

Normally I'm of the opinion that violence is what happens when things go wrong, but in this case I'm all for it.

[Locked]
Let me know if you need to get in somewhere without getting noticed; infiltration's my specialty.

[trinities]

Plus it'd be fun!

[ locked ]

Nah, I can just blow the doors off whatever I need to get into!

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

[Locked]
Gets awfully messy that way, though. So much more elegant to be in and out before anyone knows you're there.

[getaxboshi.livejournal.com]

I'm probably alone in this when I say that he's hysterical.

[trinities]

He'd be funnier if he was bleeding!

[promiseunbroken.livejournal.com]

Yes. Please. I've seen piece of shit law-enforcers but he's painfully far gone. We should put him out of his misery.