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[trinities]

I'm like, so totally glad I can't have kids.

Comments

[trinities]

Don't think so!

[trinities]

Cruel? Gimme a break! I've just never had a period!

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

That's great, Nena. Great.

[trinities]

It's not my fault you knocked someone up!

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

No one is pregnant.

[branniganslaw.livejournal.com]

Likewise! I swear that, so long as I sleep and breathe, I, Zapp Brannigan, shall never bear children!

[trinities]

Go away!

[branniganslaw.livejournal.com]

But I just got here!

Besides, I'm agreeing with you! Having children can only lead to trouble.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

We should start a club!

[trinities]

The "no brats for us" club!

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Well, I already have a big baby named Dante hanging around.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

How do you know?

[trinities]

I don't get periods, and I'm not stupid!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Well, "can't" is different from "being careful enough not to", so it's not a matter of stupidity.

[persequorverita.livejournal.com]

If you had no ovaries, you would be far more masculine than you are already.

[trinities]

Hey! Are you trying to insult me?

[persequorverita.livejournal.com]

I am merely informing you of the physiological implications of premature menopause.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[trinities]

That's what I said!

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Good. I mean, good that it doesn't getcha down, y'know?

[oceanicbutterfly]

You're glad?

[trinities]

Oh, but my kids would totally be cuter than yours!

[oceanicbutterfly]

If science makes it possible for me to have children, they'll be both cuter and smarter than any hypothetical children of yours.