Haha, really gross! Don't worry, I am not going to excitementsplode on you. I promise!

[He does read it, because he's looking all over the place while he gets pulled along, and his scepticism is starting to get sucked away so he decides to speak up,] Uh, okay, so this is either a really awesome and elaborate set-up, or I am really in space, and both of those are cool, but I am not really sure how to react to the second one!