36. [ Locked to the Doctor ]

[trinities]

HEY, DOCTOR!

If Tieria keeps moping around up here I'm beating him to death with his own pudding cups, GOT IT? You're bringing his stupid boyfriend back up here right as soon as he's back to his usual goody-goody self!

We're at the Earth-Moon L3 point AND IF YOU'RE NOT HERE IN 24 HOURS THERE IS GOING TO BE A THROWDOWN UP HERE AND IT WILL REALLY NOT BE PRETTY!

Comments

[timey_wimey]

Blimey, alright, I get the message! Try not to sentence Tieria to death by pudding before I get there.

Although out of interest, will there not be a throwdown anyway once I get there?

[trinities]

I dunno, it depends on how cranky everyone is, and right now I'm really cranky!

[timey_wimey]

That's a yes, then.

[trinities]

Tieria just needs to get a grip! I swear, if he runs away when Lockon shows up, I'm locking them in a closet together!

[timey_wimey]

Well, if you need someone to deadlock them in...

[trinities]

Ooh, maybe you're more fun than I thought after all!

[timey_wimey]

Oh, come on, I spend my life bumming around the universe in a blue wooden box, you'd think that I wouldn't be a complete stick-in-the-mud.

[trinities]

I'm just glad to know I'm not the only person getting tired of Tieria mooning after him and not ever doing anything about it!

[timey_wimey]

Well, if I can be frank for a minute, he is a bit obvious.

[trinities]

I know, right? What's keeping him from just jumping the stupid guy?

[timey_wimey]

Not that I claim to be an expert, but I'd say that fear of rejection and the fact that the said stupid guy is also completely oblivious to what everyone else can see might have something to do with it.

[trinities]

Jumping is how you fix obliviousness, duh!

[timey_wimey]

Well, yeah, there is that, but it doesn't fix the first problem, now does it?

[trinities]

Sure it does, Lockon goes along with it and everyone's happy!

[timey_wimey]

Yeah, except it doesn't always work that way. I heard about what happened when you tried that one on Setsuna.

[trinities]

Okay, so Tieria just has to seduce him first, then!

[timey_wimey]

And how do we get him to do that?

[trinities]

Someone has to smack some courage into him, that's all!

[timey_wimey]

Is that your job?

[trinities]

Did you miss the part where I was talking about a throwdown?

[timey_wimey]

Hmm. I might have to stick around to watch this. Just to make sure that it doesn't get out of hand, you understand.

[trinities]

Oh, don't worry~ I'm an expert at this stuff!

[timey_wimey]

I'll take your word for it.

So. Twenty-four hours from now, your time, yeah?

[trinities]

Exactly! It's 16:57 by my clock, you'd better get his stupid Irish ass up here by this time tomorrow!

[timey_wimey]

Yes ma'am. Consider it en route to you through TARDIS transport.

[trinities]

By the way, you might wanna watch out when you get up here! Haro's all cranky, he hasn't forgotten that time the TARDIS fried his circuits.

[timey_wimey]

I'll make sure the old girl's deadlocked. Besides, I've dealt with worse than cranky robots before, I'll be fine.

[trinities]

That must be some pretty special programming it's got! Probably be pretty fun to poke around in~

[timey_wimey]

Probably, but I wouldn't recommend poking too far. For a start, she wouldn't take too kindly to it, and for another thing, the time vortex running through her heart has a tendency to fry people's brains if you don't know what you're doing when you're prodding around.

Oh, and did I mention that she's alive?

[trinities]

Did I say poke around in? I meant keep away from!

Seriously, one cranky AI getting in my head is more than enough.

[timey_wimey]

Just thought I'd better warn you.

[trinities]

You don't have to tell me twice! Like I said, SHODAN was enough!