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[trinities]

Oh my god so this is like, the most hilarious virus ever! I was bending over cause I was working on-- a thing, and I looked over my shoulder 'cause I needed someone to hand me something, and Mr. Pure-of-Heart-Chivalry Stratos was staring. At. My. Butt.

I mean, it was hilarious enough watching him pretend not to stare after Tieria or run away from Miha-nii, but this totally takes the cake! Wonder what he'd do if I flashed him? He went all red and spluttery when I caught him looking, I bet his head would explode if I gave him something to look at~

Also, you're all like the prudiest prudes ever. God, do you even have a sex drive? All the stuff you're talking about, I think about all the time anyway!

Comments

[lockon2urheart]

You make things hard enough already, believe me, but I could do without you announcing how hard to everybody who'll listen!

[trinities]

Wow, is your boner that huge?

[lockon2urheart]

asaposd['a

That is nobody's business but mine and you know I didn't mean that kind of hard, damnit get your mind out of the gutter.

[trinities]

Wow, so you don't have a boner? Guess you won't really care if I start showing you pictures, then! I've got some really good ones of my friend Ila, remember her~?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I liked that outfit best.

[trinities]

Remember that one day her skirt flew up?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Of course. My eyes never left her ass.

[lockon2urheart]

laskfiohuu`dghij

I think Ila would have something to say about you flashing those around, Nena.

[trinities]

It's not like it's any different from what she wore in public!



Like this one, she was getting ready for prom, it was totally innocent!

[lockon2urheart]

Why do you have these pictures.

[trinities]

Cause I figured they might come in handy one day! Want some more?

[lockon2urheart]

Yes No Yes I don't want pictures like that of people I know, shut up.

[trinities]

Yes you do!



Hot, isn't she?

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[lockon2urheart]

That's-- not the point, the last thing I need is any more mental images of Ila.

[lockon2urheart]

--any mental images of Ila. Any mental images.

[trinities]

Ooh, really? Well, if you don't want any more of Ila, I've got a pretty wide selection~ Setsuna, Tieria... I bet Miha-nii would take some for you if you asked nicely!

[lockon2urheart]

Jesus Christ no I don't want any pictures of Setsuna what the hell - or Michael, or Tieria - stop making this harder for me, Nena, for god's sake, this virus is enough without your help.

[trinities]

You sure you don't want any?

[lockon2urheart]

...Is that--

How- Where did you-

I don't want to think about it Tieria's going to kill you.

[trinities]

I have my ways~



He's not gonna kill me, I make valuable contributions to his dessert stash!

[lockon2urheart]

Don't think about dessert in the context of these pictures don't think about dessert in the context of these pictures I don't think any amount of dessert is going to make up for you baring him like this out in public.

[trinities]

So, are you thinking about licking pudding off Tieria now that I've mentioned dessert?

[lockon2urheart]

SHUT UP, NENA.

[trinities]

I could ask him for you, if you want! He'd probably say yes, you know. Chocolate or butterscotch? Or d'you want whipped cream instead?

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[lockon2urheart]

I highly doubt that he would agree.